What's wrong?
Eh?! I-It's nothing!
Is there something that you don't understand?
No, not really.
That won't do, if there's something you don't understand, you should just ask your teacher about it.
Let me see.
Oh this, if you substitute x equals 5 with 25 plus 5a equals 30, then...
This is bad, her breast are...
And... how much should x be then?
82, no 83.
Huh?
It's nothing!
Kei-chan?
Are you alright, Kei-chan?
Ouch...
Translation:
r3l4x
Kiss me
Futaridoushi ni koi shita kara uketomete yome
You are loved by the both of us, please accept us as your bride.
Fuusou bousou shichatteru
It might be hard and we are reckless.
Kotae no nai real nara
If it's true you can't answer then,
Yume wo mitate iinjanai
just believing in this dream is okay, right?
Shiawase Endless mirai tsunagaru doko made mo
This happiness is connected to an endless future, always
Real to mou niha kakushiteno icchau teki na barebare ne
When honestly we hide that we are enemies and look cheerful.
Love ha itsumo kachite kakehiki
Our love is a constant struggle to win.
Deja-vu mitai
Just like a deja-vu
Futari iruyo
There's two of us
Himitsu kake to
Who gamble with this secret
Honde ha watashi hitori wo mitsumetehoshii
And I just want you to look at me
Translation Checking:
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Koshi tateageta ironna koto
When I get up all these feelings
Karaoke:
Tai
Typesetting:
commander`A
Watashi ga yuushita hazu nanoni
I should have kept them bottled up.
Timing:
commander`A
Editing:
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Itsuka majina Boy ni kawatteta
Someday I just want to be loved by this boy.
Encoding:
commander`A
Kiss me
Futaridoushi ni ai shita kara uketomete yome
You are loved by the both of us, please accept us as your bride.
Happy
Lucky
Na koto takusan shiyou
Let's do lots of happy and lucky stuff.
Koi wo kishin tomenaide
I can't stop longing for that love.
QC:
commander`A
nixx`
Love me
Futari no uchi ga oshirete
If you knew us you would know that
Koi no ookisa ha hanbunn yori nibai ni shite
That we will love you more than double
Distro:
Maiku_Ando
k1ll0r-chan
Shiawase ha endless ga ii
This happiness should go on forever
A lesson with just the two of us
What is this?!
keep working at it!
Your chances of passing are only 50%?
Well you could say this was to be expected, every bullet has its billet, right?
TL Note: This is a proverb which means: "More generally, fate plays a part in everything"
What do you mean expected?
I realize that it's bad, but I just couldn't concentrate.
I can kind of understand that.
You! Don't agree with him!
You have to get it together. If not, then you're not going to get accepted into high school!
You're right.
I don't want that!
There's a lot of stuff I want to do with Kei-chan in high school.
Let's keep going, we can still make it.
Ako-nee.
Don't worry.
Starting today, I'm going to do my best to help you study!
I'm going to be your tutor.
Tutor... You are going...
Yes.
Hold on!
It's not fair if it's only you !
But Riko, you...
I passed as well, didn't I?
By using your pencil if I recall.
There, the answer is three!
Hey, you over there!
Yes!
I won't tell you to stop, but roll that pencil a bit quieter.
I'm not going to rely on luck, I'm definitely gonna make you pass.
Definitely... huh?
Don't worry, just leave it to me!
Ouch...
Geez, what are you doing?
You have to watch out.
I get that, but what's with that outfit?
Well I'm a tutor, aren't I?
This should motivate you even more, right?
That might be, but...
Could it be that Kei-chan likes things like this?
I-It's not like that!
Really?
It's just that the way you act is completely different,
it's just...
Do you want to see them?
You can't right now.
You have to concentrate on studying.
Ako-nee...
I'm gonna do my best as well!
Alright, then I'm gonna go for it as well!
It's time to get serious!
That's the spirit, Kei-chan!
Listen up, this problem in particular...
Come on, you were looking at me again.
Damn it, I can't lose my focus!
Are you making any progress with your studying?
I guess so.
Don't worry, I'm here for him.
Ako has always had excellent grades.
We don't have to worry if we leave it up to you.
Why am I the dumb one?
Maybe you just resemble your father.
You're not related by blood, remember?
Wait a minute! Are you saying I'm dumb because of genetics?
This isn't something to laugh about.
Oh, right!
Kei-chan, what do you want to eat for dinner?
Nothing special really.
Well, how about I make an Oyako-don.
TL Note: Oyako-don - literally means: "Parent and child rice bowl because it has both chicken and egg"
Oyako-don! What a bold move Ako!
But, I'm not going to give you mom.
Oh my, what a shame.
It's not like that.
I want to take care of Keita too.
Even if you want to, helping him study isn't really an option,
and you can't cook, so you can't make dinner either.
I can at least take care of the lower part.
Well said, Riko.
Your father likes that kind of attitude.
I'll be taking care of that!
Oh, it seems I have nothing to say in this matter.
It's good when brothers and sisters get along so well.
What's up with these parents?
The sum of the interior angles of a triangle is 180 degrees so, if it's an isosceles triangle then...
Kei-chan, are you listening?
A love triangle, right?
I'm listening.
It's only 2 AM.
It's already 2 AM. Just give me a break.
Come on, keep those eyes open.
Geez, if that's how you're going to play it...
Kei-chan!
How's that?
Are you awake now?
Ako-nee?!
Let's keep going for a little bit longer.
Ok.
Oh, I went over this with Ako-nee yesterday.
To solve this I have to...
Not that!
It's useless, I can't do it.
Then you messed it all up?
I'm sorry.
You couldn't remember a thing?
Not really, there were some things I could remember...
Like... breasts and so on...
I see...
I'm sorry.
It can't be helped, I just taught you the wrong way.
It's not like that!
Okay, let's change our strategy.
You are not wearing a suit today...
That's because this is a special lesson.
Special?
Well then, shall we get started?
W-What's that?
You remembered my breasts and thighs, right?
I thought that you wouldn't forget if I teach you this way.
So you wrote it all over your body...
Of course. On my right breast, it says "be interested in."
Which means...
"being attracted to."
Right, just like that.
On my left thigh, it says "look at."
Which means "to watch something."
I'm looking...
On my right thigh it says...
"be glad to."
Which means "to be happy while doing something."
At... last...
And that means...
"F-Finally!"
I-I'm sorry.
I-It's ok, just make sure to remember it.
Good morning!
Ah, good morning.
"To watch something."
"Look at."
"To be happy while doing something."
"Be glad to."
"Being attracted to."
"Being attracted to..."
It was something... "be..."
Be interested in!
Be... attracted... to...
I'm sorry!
He's a groper, a groper!
What a beast!
That Keita, he's got some nerve.
You've got it all wrong! I was just...
That's not fair, Keita-senpai!
If you want to grope someone, you can always...
Flash!
Objection!
So, you aced your English test right?
Yeah, the test was ok, but a lot of other stuff happened as well.
Studying is you top priority for now.
Well then...
Today you're studying history, right?
Sing Nightingale, about Heiankyo.
This is too embarrassing, Battle of Dan-no-ura.
If it's for Keita, even I can...
Honnouji at the strawberry pants!
What's going on, Keita?
You getting 85%, that's definitely weird!
Did you cheat?
I didn't do anything like that.
You don't get these grades just like that.
It's nothing big, Ako-nee has just been tutoring me recently...
Tutoring you?!
That intelligent and magnificent student president.
Our beloved Ako-senpai has been tutoring you?
Y-Yes.
Just what kind of private lessons have you been getting?!
She must have taught you other things as well!
That wonderful creature is a teacher now?!
Ako-nee, I don't understand this part.
Let me see.
A-Actually, I want you to...
Go ahead. If it's Kei-chan, I'll teach you anything.
Ako-nee!
Kei-chan!
What a dream.
You did it, didn't you?
Who would do that?
Well, then what kind of studying did you do?
What kind of...?
N-Nothing special.
You did get it on with your sister!
I didn't!
Trying not to break the skin...
I'm impressed, studying by herself.
Next is the cucumber.
To extract the flavor, apply salt and rub it in.
Rub... it?
Rub, rub, it's ok, I'll rub you gently so it doesn't hurt.
Something like this, I guess.
Rub, rub...
W-What is she doing?
It seems that you're all done with history.
Yeah.
Then I have to give you a reward for working so hard.
Today, I'll teach you all about girls.
But, we're...
Did you feel that?
A-Ako-nee.
I'm your teacher right now.
Tea..cher
I'll teach you lots of things, with my body.
W-What was with that dream?!
She's finally helping me study for those tests...
What the hell am I thinking about?!
I'm sorry, Ako-nee.
Is there something you want to tell me?
What are you doing here?
Sleeping beside you.
That's not the point. Why are you sleeping here?
I came to study, but you were sleeping.
So, when did you get here?
About ten minutes ago, I think.
So instead of waking me up, you wanted to have some fun.
Who cares? More importantly, lets start studying!
Don't change the subject.
Ok, today we're going to have a test.
You don't have to be so surprised.
But, I've been doing tests at school...
That alone won't cut it!
You've got a mock exam this weekend, remember?
You've got to pull it together!
But I don't want to a take test while I'm home.
I get it! What if I give you a reward if you pass?
I'll give you a kiss.
What are you saying?
Wouldn't that make it a punishment game?
I see... So you think that's a game, huh?
Umm...
I get it, then I'll just have to make it more like a punishment game.
N-No! This is just fine...
C-Calm down... Calm down, Ako-nee!
You get 10 questions. If you even get one of them wrong, you'll have to kiss me!
No way! There's no way I could do that!
This is what you were calling a punishment game, right?
I didn't mean that.
If you hate it that much, just answer correctly!
Here we go, the first question:
TL Note: "Bakufu" or "Shogunate" is a term used for a shogun's office or government.
When was the Tokugawa Bakufu abolished?
I-It was... 1867.
When was the Muromachi Bakufu abolished?
In 1573.
And the Kamakura Bakufu?
In 1333.
Wow, he's actually...
It seems I remember all that.
On with the next one.
Who was the last Shogun of the Muromachi Bakufu?
TL Note: "Shogun" is a military rank and historical title for hereditary military dictator of Japan.
Tick... Tock...
The correct answer was, Ashikaga Yoshiaki.
That has nothing to do with the time periods!
This is a punishment game, so you have to get punished!
I-I'm sorry about that, but...
But I'll forgive you.
It's been since fourth grade that I've had a kiss from you.
I'm kind of excited.
"Getting excited" my ass.
There is just...
No way I could...
I-Idiot, why am I getting excited?
She's my sister!
Not good, I can't hold myself back anymore.
Don't hesitate, Kei-chan.
That's right, this is a punishment game.
Just because it's a game, I have no choice!
Because it's a game, okay?
Please, hurry up.
W-Wait.
Kei-chan, you can't!
If you give me a hickey there, I'll be in trouble.
But if it's somewhere where it can't be seen, you can do whatever you like.
Ako-nee.
Whatever, this is just a game, right?
Okay, that's as far as this goes.
Riko!
What kind of studying is this?
That I couldn't help with...
I'm sorry.
So lighthearted.
Actually, Riko-nee, this is just part of that game.
Huh? What's this?
It's your dinner.
I made it for you.
You made it?
You mean...
Riko-nee.
I don't know if it's good, but if you want it...
Of course, I'll eat it!
Keita.
Thank you.
Itadakimasu!
Wait a second.
Oh my.
That's why I told you to just leave Keita to me.
I'm back!
Welcome home, Kei-chan.
I did it, they went up!
Congratulations, Kei-chan.
It's all thanks to you, Ako-nee.
Thank you.
Good for you, Kei-chan.
Steady boy taisetsu na ah steady boy
Steady boy, so very important steady boy.
Dare yori ichiban soba ni isasetene
The one I want to be closer to more then anyone.
Kono itoshisa ha honmono
This love is the real thing.
Zutto zutto daisuki
I'll always, always love you.
Kyun to suru no shinkuro
When my chest hurts we connect.
Dokite suru no mo shinkuro
When my heart pounds we connect.
Ne nande darou
Just what is this?
Haato ga sawagumitai moriagaru
My heart wants to jump out, it's getting excited.
Watashi ikkai shabetta
I've spoken to you once.
Watashi sankai me ga atta
I've seen you three times.
Moshikashitara
Could it be?
Ne jisai honto ha raiberu nanoni ne
You really are my rival aren't you?
Futari shite kataomoi nante ukeru
We might not be loved in return.
Kakkou warui kedo tanoshii soudatsu furii
It might be uncool but it's fun and we're free to compete.
are ahhora kare ga kita
Look there he comes.
Steady boy namaikina my steady boy
Steady boy, my cheeky steady boy.
Ohayousae ittekurenai
If you don't say good morning.
Bishou ga shinpo shitekunai
I just can't seem to smile.
Demo ne hottokenai a steady boy
But I just can't leave you be, a steady boy.
Ne kare no koto nan toka shitai yone
You just want to do things with him, don't you?
Kono tokimeki ha karakute kyou mo sakusen meetingu
This excitement is getting me flustered, got to have another strategy meeting.
Douyo Douyo de apiiru
How? Just how should I appeal to him?
Fascinating Sweets!
Girls are like candy.
With sugar and spice.
And just a pinch of something wonderful.
Because this isn't a kiss.
So sweet.
Won't you eat my chocolates?
Next time, Fascinating Sweets.
A kiss to you.